Can it be any hotter? Can I get any crankier? Can the Ozone Layer be gone?
The forecast today is 100, and 101 tomorrow and 103 the next day. WTH? Where do I live and why do I live where it is sweltering? There is no way to cope with these God awful temps and do not tell me that the longer you live here, you get used to it because it has been 11 years and I am not used to it. BUZZ....time up!
Yesterday, the family tried lounging in the pool all day and it was too hot to do that because the 100 degree temps (which mind you was 117 in the sun according to the devilish thermometer) was making the H2O temps about 99 degrees. Finally, thanks to Kinsey and Mike, the bright idea came to their head and Mike hooked up the sprinkler in the flower bed to spray out way and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh raining relief was upon us. Who cares that it was raining on us, it was finally cool!
It is too hot to mow,(grass is frying) too hot to cook out,(who wants to be in front of a fire breathing grill) too hot to get the mail,(sorry about the mortgage being late) too hot to cuddle, (sorry Mike and puppies) too hot to send the kids out to play, (thank you mind enhancing drugs so I can cope) too hot to drive, (the steering wheel will erase your fingerprints) too hot for the devil (I heard he was periodically coming up for air)
So when they say : Residents and visitors are encouraged to drink plenty of fluids...stay out of the sunshine... check up on the elderly and stay in an air conditioned location if possible LISTEN TO THEM!!!
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